Pibkomquart is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous dingo.

Pibkomquart created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Pibkomquart, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pibkomquart, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pibkomquart's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pibkomquart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven dogs approach from the west.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Pibkomquart loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.