Pagtadsis is a god.

She takes the form of a large, able whale.

Pagtadsis created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagtadsis, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagtadsis, she will turn you into a worm.

Pagtadsis' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pagtadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear indigo trousers.

4. You must pray to Pagtadsis six times a day.

5. Pray towards the west.