Pagtadsis is a god.
She takes the form of a large, able
whale.
Pagtadsis created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pagtadsis, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Pagtadsis, she will turn you into a worm.
Pagtadsis' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Pagtadsis' Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry doves.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never wear indigo trousers.
4. You must pray to Pagtadsis six times a day.
5. Pray towards the west.