Quillnarlbug is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless
sheep.
Quillnarlbug created matter four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillnarlbug, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Quillnarlbug, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Quillnarlbug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Quillnarlbug's Holy Commandments1. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the south.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never skip in the presence of swans.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Never jump in holy places.