Yamcussdogtin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-knowing fly.

Yamcussdogtin created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamcussdogtin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yamcussdogtin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yamcussdogtin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yamcussdogtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not cook food in pots.