Timbestort is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, wise dog.

Timbestort created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timbestort, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Timbestort, she will turn you into a slug.

Timbestort's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Timbestort's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Worship no other gods but Timbestort.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.