Yattgedbum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional duck.

Yattgedbum created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattgedbum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yattgedbum, it will destroy your home planet.

Yattgedbum's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yattgedbum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the west.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yattgedbum on top of all buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.