Fasmoncap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous meerkat.

Fasmoncap created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Fasmoncap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasmoncap, she will turn you into a worm.

Fasmoncap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fasmoncap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not bounce in public.