Bat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic gnu.

Bat created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bat, it will be very unhappy.

Bat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never feed figs to great tits while wearing violet shorts.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.