Stikbonflapwonditruttven is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful dryad.

Stikbonflapwonditruttven created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbonflapwonditruttven, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stikbonflapwonditruttven, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stikbonflapwonditruttven's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Stikbonflapwonditruttven's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Stikbonflapwonditruttven on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed limes to tortoises while wearing jumpers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. You must love Stikbonflapwonditruttven.