Bosszaggum is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident donkey.

Bosszaggum created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosszaggum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bosszaggum, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bosszaggum's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bosszaggum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Never look in ponds.
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