Binwitlib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing crocodile.

Binwitlib created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Binwitlib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Binwitlib, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Binwitlib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Binwitlib's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always stare at clouds.