Ragjipdodyarpgil is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, astonishing shark.

Ragjipdodyarpgil created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragjipdodyarpgil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ragjipdodyarpgil, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Ragjipdodyarpgil's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ragjipdodyarpgil's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near doves while wearing cyan stockings and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.