Pogbet is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omniscient monkey.

Pogbet created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Pogbet, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pogbet, it will turn you into a plant.

Pogbet's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pogbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near badgers while wearing cyan dresses and balancing seven carbon spheres on your hands.

2. You must pray to Pogbet six times a day.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Do not take Pogbet's name in vain.