Pogbet is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, omniscient
monkey.
Pogbet created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Pogbet, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Pogbet, it will turn you into a plant.
Pogbet's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Pogbet's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about special relativity near badgers while wearing cyan dresses and balancing seven carbon spheres on your hands.
2. You must pray to Pogbet six times a day.
3. Whales are not to be trusted.
4. Do not speak about limes.
5. Do not take Pogbet's name in vain.