Flagquimraw is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating wren.

Flagquimraw created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagquimraw, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flagquimraw, he will torture you forever.

Flagquimraw's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Flagquimraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

2. Never wear magenta ear rings.

3. Never run in the presence of turtles.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. You must love Flagquimraw.