Sitbifvabsawgambadgep is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, cheerful turtle.

Sitbifvabsawgambadgep created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitbifvabsawgambadgep, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitbifvabsawgambadgep, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sitbifvabsawgambadgep's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sitbifvabsawgambadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Hide if seven moths approach from the south.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shave your head.