Kinjonlarn Volnut Jennillsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish rat.

Kinjonlarn Volnut Jennillsaf created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinjonlarn Volnut Jennillsaf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kinjonlarn Volnut Jennillsaf, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Kinjonlarn Volnut Jennillsaf's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kinjonlarn Volnut Jennillsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Always obey Kinjonlarn Volnut Jennillsaf's priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.