Jencuss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating squirrel.

Jencuss created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jencuss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jencuss, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jencuss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to dolphins while wearing hats.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Jencuss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always wear yellow.