Nargenbum is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating fox.

Nargenbum created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nargenbum, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nargenbum, he will come to you in dreams.

Nargenbum's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nargenbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nargenbum on top of all buildings.