Tailtabbog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust zebra.

Tailtabbog created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tailtabbog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tailtabbog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tailtabbog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tailtabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Hide from cyan squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Feed all hungry mice.