Cutsterhen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unfair narwhal.

Cutsterhen created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutsterhen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cutsterhen, she will turn you into a tree.

Cutsterhen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cutsterhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about mites.
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