Flamyam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent tapir.

Flamyam created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamyam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flamyam, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flamyam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flamyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Flamyam loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.