Narlrowdim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, confident fly.

Narlrowdim created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlrowdim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Narlrowdim, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Narlrowdim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Narlrowdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing brown hats and balancing five copper spheres on your hands.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray immersed in water.