Cumlisting is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable squirrel.

Cumlisting created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumlisting, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumlisting, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cumlisting's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cumlisting's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cumlisting.

5. Do not make images of living things.