Zagteenlan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, caring wren.

Zagteenlan created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagteenlan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zagteenlan, she will ignore you.

Zagteenlan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zagteenlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zagteenlan.

3. Hide if four foxes approach from the south.

4. Run away if nine ants approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.