Karqueeggid Xucyartteen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate wyrm.

Karqueeggid Xucyartteen created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Karqueeggid Xucyartteen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Karqueeggid Xucyartteen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Karqueeggid Xucyartteen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Karqueeggid Xucyartteen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.