Zimbedsom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage goat.

Zimbedsom created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbedsom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zimbedsom, he will turn you into a frog.

Zimbedsom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zimbedsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near mites.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Zimbedsom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Run away from magenta dolphins, for they are unholy.