Bimnigbit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating wyrm.

Bimnigbit created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimnigbit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bimnigbit, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bimnigbit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bimnigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Bimnigbit loves sharks, so they must be honoured.