Milfobhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, quiet wolf.

Milfobhiv created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milfobhiv, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Milfobhiv, she will turn you into a duck.

Milfobhiv's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Milfobhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Milfobhiv must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.