Biglikfumham is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless capybara.

Biglikfumham created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biglikfumham, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Biglikfumham, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Biglikfumham's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Biglikfumham's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Biglikfumham.

2. Always help voles.

3. You must love Biglikfumham.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Always take life seriously.