Tiflipfob Gebhen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, wise penguin.

Tiflipfob Gebhen created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tiflipfob Gebhen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tiflipfob Gebhen, she will destroy your home planet.

Tiflipfob Gebhen's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tiflipfob Gebhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Tiflipfob Gebhen.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.