Spagripsig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witless unicorn.

Spagripsig created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagripsig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Spagripsig, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Spagripsig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Spagripsig's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never sing in winter.

5. Never chant while facing west.