Tifgofjamapp is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, wise hare.

Tifgofjamapp created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifgofjamapp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tifgofjamapp, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tifgofjamapp's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tifgofjamapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

3. Never record signs.

4. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

5. Never wear corsets.