Habnibcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, boastful alligator.

Habnibcuss created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Habnibcuss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Habnibcuss, it will turn you into a slug.

Habnibcuss' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Habnibcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing blue corsets and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to moths while wearing pink tights.