Stragnabfon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful narwhal.

Stragnabfon created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragnabfon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stragnabfon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stragnabfon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Stragnabfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Stragnabfon on top of all buildings.

4. Run away from turquoise gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.