Quillbedbit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, staggering raccoon.

Quillbedbit created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbedbit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quillbedbit, it will not invite you to parties.

Quillbedbit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Quillbedbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lentils while wearing tights.

2. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.