Hascissmob Witgarquat Sisyarpgengil is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic centipede.

Hascissmob Witgarquat Sisyarpgengil created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hascissmob Witgarquat Sisyarpgengil, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hascissmob Witgarquat Sisyarpgengil, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hascissmob Witgarquat Sisyarpgengil's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hascissmob Witgarquat Sisyarpgengil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always obey Hascissmob Witgarquat Sisyarpgengil's priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Hascissmob Witgarquat Sisyarpgengil first in all things.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hascissmob Witgarquat Sisyarpgengil in the centre of the settlement.