Cussmegzig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, confident clam.

Cussmegzig created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cussmegzig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cussmegzig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cussmegzig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cussmegzig's Holy Commandments

1. Cussmegzig loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cussmegzig.