Gargangep is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome squirrel.

Gargangep created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gargangep, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gargangep, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gargangep's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gargangep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never paint your back pink.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.