Sagmiftof is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering squid.

Sagmiftof created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Sagmiftof, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sagmiftof, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sagmiftof's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sagmiftof's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Never talk about shrews.