Cimmitkimspaglabshavhot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fussy gnu.

Cimmitkimspaglabshavhot created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimmitkimspaglabshavhot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cimmitkimspaglabshavhot, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cimmitkimspaglabshavhot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cimmitkimspaglabshavhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cimmitkimspaglabshavhot.