Dobhomdob is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane
pigeon.
Dobhomdob created the world nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dobhomdob, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dobhomdob, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Dobhomdob's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Dobhomdob's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Do not wear silicon on your body.
5. Put Dobhomdob first in all things.