Fodlap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured unicorn.

Fodlap created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodlap, she will manifest in front of you.

Fodlap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fodlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Never paint your head green.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fodlap.