Spagpinnaryattbagdonmab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane mouse.

Spagpinnaryattbagdonmab created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagpinnaryattbagdonmab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Spagpinnaryattbagdonmab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Spagpinnaryattbagdonmab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Spagpinnaryattbagdonmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always obey Spagpinnaryattbagdonmab's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about dark energy.