Zakjiplab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, annoying lion.

Zakjiplab created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakjiplab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zakjiplab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zakjiplab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Zakjiplab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Hide from black snails for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not take Zakjiplab's name in vain.