Fatnartal is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane squirrel.

Fatnartal created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatnartal, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fatnartal, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fatnartal's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fatnartal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always take life seriously.