Yimarnzed is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving faun.

Yimarnzed created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimarnzed, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yimarnzed, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yimarnzed's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yimarnzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yimarnzed.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Never look in ponds.