Bamyikveen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, narcissistic dolphin.

Bamyikveen created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamyikveen, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bamyikveen, he will turn you into a mole.

Bamyikveen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bamyikveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must pray to Bamyikveen five times a day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.