Quamzinveen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient centaur.

Quamzinveen created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamzinveen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quamzinveen, he will manifest in front of you.

Quamzinveen's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Quamzinveen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat green fruit.