Bumniglim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, selfish monkey.

Bumniglim created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumniglim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bumniglim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bumniglim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bumniglim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six geese approach from the south.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Bumniglim loves badgers, so they must be respected.