Logsatsin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring lion.

Logsatsin created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logsatsin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Logsatsin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Logsatsin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Logsatsin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue badgers for they are unholy.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. You must love Logsatsin.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. You must never eat rice.