Rullwipbegfem is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable mink.

Rullwipbegfem created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullwipbegfem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rullwipbegfem, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rullwipbegfem's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rullwipbegfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to ducks while wearing black jumpers.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Do not covet oxen.