Narlflantig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart wren.

Narlflantig created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlflantig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narlflantig, he will curse you with boils.

Narlflantig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Narlflantig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to capybaras while wearing cyan hats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.