Yattrotflat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, ill-tempered armadillo.

Yattrotflat created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Yattrotflat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yattrotflat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yattrotflat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yattrotflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to shrews while wearing yellow corsets.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.